Genre+4+Journal

5-18-08 Today was just one of those days. I had to fight of a gang of muggers from an old lady who after I saved her she started beating the crap out of me with her handbag. When that happens that normally means it’s gonna be a shitty day. After watching the cop’s hull off the gang members I had to stop two guys trying to rob a bank. For some reason the robbers thought that they could get away even after the alarm rang. After I knocked them out I looked around to see if they had even tried to disable the alarm system just because that’s the kid of guy I am. I’m curious by nature. Big surprise. They didn’t. They had no plan just broke a glass door and tried to steal the money. Seriously my faith in humanity had completely diminished. Later that night after I patrolled the streets for five hours I decided that I had to look for the Joker. He’s been on my list of criminals to find for the past week. I figured that my day couldn’t have gotten worse. I was wrong. I found the Joker that night he was hiding in a warehouse that he’s hid in the past three times I found him. This time it was different though. Instead of jumping down from the scaffolding and dragging his crazy ass to Arkhum Asylum. This time I jumped down and found him, at last what I thought was him. It was really the mayor of Gotham that Joker had just dressed like him. I knew that the mayor had been missing but I really didn’t care. He’s a corrupt basturd. Anyway I grabbed the man I thought was Joker and got hit over the head with a large mallet. Something that I’ve grown accustom to when dealing with the Joker. When I woke up I was hanging upside down over a vat of green ooze. It bubbled like acid which it was as the Joker told me when he realized I was a wake. It was the same shit hat he had fell into when he was still a gangster. The shit that mutated his face into the ugly thing that it is now. Hanging there I realized the mayor was next to me. I first I thought maybe I’d just escape and leave him there to rot like e should, but I didn’t because I’m The Batman. I swung back and forth as the Joker laughed and started to leave thinking that if he left I would inevitably burn in the acid. I didn’t I managed to swing myself over the pipe I was dangling from and untie myself and the mayor I left the mayor sitting on the pipe and went after the Joker. He was easy to catch just through him into a wall and he was knocked out. I tied him to the pipe the mayor was on. I picked up the mayor and dangled him over the acid and told him to change or I’d personally take him back here and drop him in. That was enough for one day I went home and slept for 14 hours now I’m getting ready to go and patrol again I guess I’ll talk later. That is if I’m still alive.