EMO+FIGHT

(the scene starts with an emo kid [Andrew] was chilling with the rest of his emo friends on the side of a school building talking about the shows they’ve gone to and bad poetry)

Andrew: so I went to see ‘Watch Us Bleed’ last night

Emo kid 1: No way (not enthusiastically) I was trying to get tickets to see them for the past month. (under his breath) I’m so depressed.

Andrew: yeah they were amazing. They played all their greatest songs, like ‘Kill Me Slowly’, and and ‘Watch My Blood Drip from Razors.’

Emo kid 2: Did they play ‘Lets Die Together’?

Andrew: Yeah they finished with it then they ran off the stage crying.

Emo kid 1; Wow, that’s so intense. (still not enthusiastically)

Enter Emo kid 3[Zeek] and his crew of emo followers

(Andrew looks at Zeek with disgust then pushs through his friends to stand in front of them looking Zeek in the eyes while **Zeeks friend stand** behind him.)

Andrew: hello Zeek

Zeek: Hello Andrew. I saw you at the ‘Watch Us Bleed’ show last night

Andrew: I saw you as well.

Zeek: you shouldn’t have gone **their**

Andrew: **Whys** that Zeek?

Zeek: **Cuase your** not emo enough.

Andrew: What (not enthusiastically, flicking his hair)

Jock walks by hearing the quarrel and yells

Jock: EMO FIGHT!!!

(the school yard looks to the Group of Emo kids like a curious bunch of merkats then they instinctively run toward the emo kids. As the crowd surrounds Andrew and Zeek they begin **there** verbal war of words.)

Andrew: Not emo enough. I’m so emo my hair flicks itself.

Zeek: Well I’m so emo I cried myself to sleep last night

Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Andrew: Yeah, I’m so Emo my blood my blood bleeds black

Zeek: Uhhh...

Andrew: (interrupting) I’m so Emo I shit Razor blades. I’m so emo I got a tickle me Emo when I was three. I’m so emo I attempted sucide Twice.

Zeek: (crying) Why doesn't anyone understand me? (Make-up smears

Andrew: Go be happy like the little un-emo kid you are, Zeek I'm going to cut myself

(Zeek pushes through the crowd of on lookers and runs home. the rest of the crowd lifts up Andrew praising him for his superior Emo-ness)