Poetry

Life is good I’ve got love I’ve got friends I’ve got parties

My wallets fat My hair is sexy My clothes fit My fish is still alive

//WHAM// I got hit by a car I’m dead

nunmber 2

Walls and weights Orange and pin strip Top or bottom Gangs and loners

Prison life The final frontier

Slam Poems
__**LIFE?**__ What is this thing that causes me pain? Is it my life That’s making me go insane Ripping apart my brain On a train Traveling to Spain For something so feign But I must maintain That in which I cannot ascertain Nothing can explain What I must obtain So that I may sustain A more perfect reign Over myself

I feel like a leaky gas main With a severed jugular vein Spraying like acidic rain My infectious pain That will rearrange Your brain Into something insane That drains your veins Of everything you must retain Books by Mark Twain Knowledge of inclined planes Infected by the “bitter me” strain This destroys your visceral brain Forcing you to become mentally stained From my abysmal pain This is my life

This ain’t a game It’s exactly what I claim A life taking all the right roads Leaving my battered and cold Completely alone This is my life It’s sharp like a knife Dug deep and out of sight Feeling wrong but obviously right Killing me more and more each night Until I lose fight Drowning in my own blood tonight Where I begin to descend Until I reach my dismal end DEAD

__**Where's My Money**__ I hate slams Fuckin slams Fuckin can That rhymes with ham Shitty plan For writing slams That suck at getting tans Bitch Please, bring me some ham I got a plan

Ok so let me tell you about this crazy rabbit The other day he charges up in my house With an axe in his paw and a toucan under his arm Then I says to him “Yo, What the Fuck” Then he’s all like “Gimme my Trix bitch “No, there my silly rabbit “ “And I ain’t given you none” “Well if you don’t give my any of those fruit cereals” “I’ll… I’ll…I’ll cut this birds head off” So then I got surprised and said “I fuckin hate fruit loops” “There for toucans” The birds mouth dropped to the floor as did the rabbits The rabbit stood there not sure what to do So I did this crazy power rangers kick at his face But I missed and hit his arm Then the birds head fell on the floor And we both said “SHIT” Then we at some Trix and lived happily ever after
 * __The Rabbit Snapped__**