Conversations+of+Friends

__Conversations of Friends__ //Frankie and Ben are hanging out in Ben’s basement. Frankie gets up to leave when he realizes something.//

Frankie: “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK” Ben: “Dude, what’s wrong” Frankie: “I lost my Giuliani pin” Ben: “So what? That thing looked like a piece of shit, and quite honestly it totally clashed with whatever you were wearing.” Frankie: “No, Dude you don’t understand My Dad gave it to me” Ben: “So just tell your Pops you need a new one” Frankie: “DUDE! Let me finish. My Dad gave it to me-” Ben: “I believe we already established the fact that the pin was given to you by your Father.” Frankie: “Seriously man I’m gonna beat your ass if you don’t shut up.” Ben: “Kinky” Frankie: “DUDE!” Ben: “OKOKOK” Frankie: “Anyway my Pops got it from his Pops and his Pops got it from his Pops and so on and so forth for a shitload of generations.” Ben: “So what your saying is you lost a family heirloom.” Frankie: “Yeah basically.” Ben: “Then why didn’t you just say that, dude, stop beating around the bush.” Frankie: “Sometimes you make wanna hurt myself.” Ben: “Sometime you make me wanna run around naked.” Frankie: “What’s that even mean?” Ben: “What’s //what// mean?” Frankie: “You running around naked.” Ben: “Right now no way you pervert, and plus aren’t you suppose to be looking for a pin or some shit.” Frankie: “Ahhh, are you gonna help me or not?” Ben: “Fo’Sho” Frankie: “Ok then let’s start looking.” Ben: “Where you wanna start?” Frankie: “Let me think where was I today”

//Pause//

Ben: “You where here, and my house, ohhh ohhh and you were here.” Frankie: “You said that already.” Ben: “Did I?” Frankie: “Yeah, it was like two seconds ago how’d you forget.” Ben: “Dude I’m so baked right now I don’t even know where here is” Frankie: “Where in your basement we haven’t left here in, like, five hours.” Ben: “Whoa. Really. Yeah, yeah now I see it.” Frankie: “You’re really no help you know that.’ Ben: “You’re really not that cool but I accept you for your imperfections.” Frankie: “Fuck you” Ben: “Not if I fuck you first.” Frankie: “True fact there bro. True fact.” Ben: “Fo’Sho”

//Ben stands up and starts walking around his first steps are wobbly but he eventually evens out and finds his way to the remote control on the opposite side of the room.//

Frankie: “Really, your gonna put on the TV when I just lost a pin that’s like hundreds of years old” Ben: “Ohh yeah the pin.” Frankie: “Yeah the pin.” Ben: “I forgot about that.” Frankie: “I can tell.” Ben: “Well I’ll look for it but for now I’m going to have to watch TV.”

//Ben starts to cross the room back to the place where he had been sitting when he is immediately stricken with pain.//

Ben: “OUCHHHHH” Frankie: “What’s wrong man? Did your snake get out and bite you again?’ Ben: “Ouch. Fuck this hurts.”

//Ben lifts up his foot to reveal an I Heart Rudy Giuliani pin.//

Frankie: “OHHHHH Giuliani stabbed you man. HAHAHA.”

//Ben removes the pin from his foot with a small trickle of blood to show from the wound.//

Ben: “Here take your fuckin Pin. Fuckin Giuliani”

//Frankie starts to leave with the pin fastened to his shirt while Ben calls after him.//

Ben: “I hope you Giuliani stabs you.”